Cousin eddie christmas vacation6/23/2023 ![]() Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind? Uncle Lewis: Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell, No, she means presents. Clark Griswold: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.Įllen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that. Aunt Bethany: Don't throw me down, Clark. Uncle Lewis: At least it's out of its misery!Īunt Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark Griswold: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights. Clark: Lewis? MY TREE! Uncle Lewis: So What's the matter with you? Clark: Look what you've done to my tree!!! LEWIS! Art: It was an ugly tree anyway. I mean 'nippy out.' What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.Ĭlark: 'Tis the season to be merry. Clark: Yes, oh do I? How'd that happen? Mary: Because it's cold out? Clark: Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. It is warm in here, isn't it? Mary: You have your coat on. Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Mary: For your wife? For your girlfriend? Clark: Uh. Mary: Can I show you something? Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. Clark: When have I ever done that? Ellen: Birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, funerals, holidays, vacations, graduations. Įllen: You set standards that no family activity can live up to. Todd Chester: (angrily) You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Clark: Bend over and I'll show you. Clark: That's all part of the experience, honey. And get me somebody while I'm waiting.ĭialogue Ellen: Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down. Ellen Griswold: Welcome to our home - what's left of it.Ellen Griswold: I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery. ![]()
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